Replacing Hannah Montana videos with Miley’s new songs is my new favorite thing
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
the rainbow bondage bear made it to denmark